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Sausage Needs a Blow-Job!


I know. I know. The title sound familiar (You know, I know).

Sausage and Terrin making for the first IS for term 2 after a week of school holiday. I swear, it's 100% handmade! From marination to stuffing, boiling and pan-frying. Stuffing of sausages is never an easy job. First, You got to stuff the piping nooze into Mutton Casing. Jaslynn and I are trying our best to stuff the bloody nooze into the casing. But it fails a Zillion time (exaggerating here)! Until something happen ...

Brendan.Brendy : *stare at the straw that is stuffed in the mutton casing* "Hmmm .. "
Jaslynn : *busy trying*
Brendan.Brendy : *blow into the straw, the mutton casing start to inflate.* "Wow!" *stunned*
Jaslynn : "Hey! Blow again! Blow again!"
Brendan.Brendy : "What?!" *stick tongue out.*

that's how the Blow-Job came about. I know, it sounded Sick. But it's indeed a Blow-Job!

*Pfft* It's really sicken to see the bloody sausages peeled when it's boiling! Thus my sausages are skinless! Sickening! Got to try harder !!!

that's it! Boo!


Thursday, July 8, 2010,7:56 PM



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"Psst!"

Psst! I'm Brendan Jenkins.

" I'm not a Girl, neither a Boy! I'm just an alien in a Human Skin. I'm not a fashionista, but I am not a slobby dresser. I am not choosy person, neither an easy person. I not conservative, neither too open. I'm a person FULL OF NONSENSE.

I am Just Who I am.

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