it's all the nonsense of brendan

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Shit?!

shit. Shit. SHIT!

Have You being sorry to your Body and your toilet-bowl for not visiting the toilet today?! If you have.. Bad Pussy!

Do You know HOW IMPORTANT SHITTING IS ?!

Logically and Obviously to remove your toxic in your body. Toxic not removed? Die lorh!

"But I cannot shit neh..! "

Have you done the following?

To eat more fruits and vegetables for dietary fibre
Drink more water
Exercise more

If you have NOT DONE SO! You are obviously a BAD BAD Pussy! You know, other than doing the 3 steps just to benefit yourself from shitting, it also benefit yourself by gaining more Vitamins from fruits and vegetables, enable blood to circulate better and replenish your body liquid content. If you don't know, NOW YOU KNOW!

So. What are you waiting for ?! Get into position on your toilet-bowl, and start PUSHING!

By the way, DO NOT

Read while you shit
Game while you shit
Smoke while you shit

Why?! Let your body relax and concentrate on shitting. How can you shit well while reading or gaming? Poor ass-hole (I meant the ass hole in between your butt crack! XD).

Go! Be a Good Pussy. Seat on the Toilet-Bowl and get ready to get your Job done! Remember, always shit at least once a day.

that's it! Boo

p/s: " the post above is Just for FUN! It's also a brief revision for my coming Exam. XD "

Thursday, June 17, 2010,8:02 PM