Dedicated to Jaslynn and Dianne
Beware of what You asked for !
As per requested, by Jaslynn. I am dedicating this Post to both - Jaslynn and Dianne.
From Left: Dianne, Brendan (me, duh!) and JaslynnJaslynn - the most Mascline Butch.
Probably Jaslynn is the Best butch I've met. She is someone different, like 'duh'. She's someone who is hot-tempered, Strong Physically and most importantly - she's one of my minority friends with SUPER BAD SLEEPING HABITS! *crack brain.*
She's a hard nuts to crack. It's hard to know her sometimes. Her emotions and temper change anytime, anywhere, any moment. I know, You'll find it absurd too.
Time with her can be EXCITING (different from Dianne). We could have probably played the Silliest Game ever and listen to the Worst Joke in my Life.
Oh well, she behaved like a Man, who will definately pass the 'Butch' test with Flying Colours. Nevertheless, there's always a weakness in her - SECRET!
Dislikes - I HATE HER WHEN SHE IS SLEEPY.
- You'll expect a Bad day with her.
- You'll expect to be beaten up by her.
- You'll expect full discipline tutorial done by her - " Stop shaking Your Leg"
- You'll have to observe FULL DISCIPLINE when she is sleeping (which should not be done so.)
- She'll never Love mushy stuff, instead she will find You irriating
- You'll see how Biased is she towards LOVE and Friendship!
6 reasons is enough for me to HATE her for that.
Likes - I Love her when She is Chirpy!
- You'll have an absolute FUN day with her.
- You'll expect more fun than You expect.
- You'll hear the Worst Joke in Your Life.
- You'll get absurb ideas.
- You'l see different side of her.
- You'll Love her for everything she has done.
- You'll get to see how ROMANTIC she is.
- You'll get to see how sentimental can she get.
- You'll get Sexcited with her.
- You'll meet the Bitchest Butch in your Life!
10 Reasons why would I Love her more than hating her.
*****
Dianne - Probably the 'Horniest Mary' I've met.
She could be the MOST Motherly person I've met. She's the Horniest lady I've meet. She's the 'Shaky-est' lady I've meet; cause she will SHAKE all the time. Last but not the least, She's one of the people I envy most - her Love Life.
She's the FIRST person to talk to me in SHATEC, during Matriculation day. She's someone really friendly, someone who You will never bear to hurt her or reject her. She's someone who You could look for when You are really sad. She will lend You her sympathetic Ears and Mole (her mole is usually facing my direction).
She can be really Bitchy if She wants to. She can also be really mean if You pissed her off. However, all this are Rare Scene. It'll seldom happen. Since,it seldom happen. I'll share with You, the Bitchiest Moment I've encountered.
Situation:
Dianne: " EnQi asked me for a Comb just now in the toilet."
Me: " So did You lend her?"
Dianne: " I said I don't have!" *show arrogant look*
Me: " I thought You always bring one along with You everyday?"
Dianne: " That's not a comb. It's a BRUSH!" *show bitchy face*
Did You get the situation?! If no. too Bad!
Get back! For her Love, She sacrifised so much. It's really touching to hear her story. It's so.. *speechless* Well, You see - Love worth sacrifising for!
Currently, this Lady is staying with her Lover, living a Sexciting Life!
Never take her for Granted. Cause She worth the Love. HAHAH ! or else, her Lover will come chasing after me !
Oh! She Loves Cats and Sex. *oOps!*
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that's it! BOO!
p/s: " Don't get too touched Jaslynn! oh! Dianne too! "
Friday, September 17, 2010,1:31 PM
