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the story of a Fucker I meet today


ShiHui: " Brendan, I'm going to buy that dress (mascot pom-pom dress) for your birthday?! "

Brendan: "That one? -point to that statue wearing that dress-"

JiaYi: "Hahaha...!!~~ "

ShiHui: "Yar"

Brendan: " I will try to find something and to stuff the cup of the dress. -walking towards the statue and I start to knock the statue Breast!-"

- meanwhile, the statue start shaking -

Brendan: "Woah! -walk away-"

Just then a drunk man shouted! " - Bla bla bla .... - *then* FUCK YOU! -then do the F hand sign!- Piak Piak! "

What! this drunk man is seriously drunk, did he just image that statue for his Girlfriend? *Hmm...* Whatever it is at least a 80% I am sure that he is drunk. Basically he has a clean shaved hair, should be release from army. Dressed in navy Blue Tee. Wearing some Shorts and Slipper. There should be a possiblity that his relationship is in trouble. Tsk tsk .. go and chase your girlfriend and not drink. Even so, You should drink at home and STOP BLABBERING IN PUBLIC !

Poor Innocent Me! -Show Innocent look- But, I'm at fault of being itchy hand anyway. *tsk tsk ...*

Whatever it is. Good Luck Man!

p/s: " SHIHUI! Stop laughing! tsk tsk .. ! "
p/p/s: " Actually I got Freaked Off ! paiseh neh! "
p/p/p/s: " SheeSha is killing me! "


Saturday, April 24, 2010,11:09 PM



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"Psst!"

Psst! I'm Brendan Jenkins.

" I'm not a Girl, neither a Boy! I'm just an alien in a Human Skin. I'm not a fashionista, but I am not a slobby dresser. I am not choosy person, neither an easy person. I not conservative, neither too open. I'm a person FULL OF NONSENSE.

I am Just Who I am.

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