
Fact#8 - Anti-'Stinko'
Fact#8 - "Get a shower or do something if you are a STINKO! "
Well, I don't really Hate or Detest stinko ( Stinko in MY dictionary refers to people with Body Odour). C'mon, can't you smell that pungent smell on your body?! Fine, if you can't smell (obviously your nose is SPOILT!). But! Aren't you suppose to do something about it when somebody tells you that YOU have a PUNGENT smell on YOUR BODY?!
Let me teach you the BB(brendan.Brendy) steps to keeping yourself CLEAN!
- Bath at least TWICE a day! For goodness sake. So what if you got work or school in the FREAKING early in the morning?! Your skin still produce oil when you are sleeping!
- Apply deodorant. Gracious! Deodorant isn't create for nothing! By the way, deodorant is different from perfume! You apply deodorant under you armpit! Apply it after your bath, especially before you go out. stop saying that it is girlish when MEN DEODORANT is already up in the shelves of ALL SUPERMARKET!
- Please, don't feel BAD to change when you know YOU STINK ! Why do you even have to 'save' water when you know that You already stink! *annoyed*
- Bring a wet tissue or tissue along with you when you go out. For a simple reason - wipe your sweat and facial oil!
- Last but not the least, Do apply perfume! Don't hesitate. It makes your day! Choose a perfume of your preferences!
Clear and specific BB steps to a Clean Day! It does not makes you cool when YOU STINK! For a simple reason - IT MAKES YOU SMELL AND LOOK DISGUSTING! At the same time, I have a sensitive nose, I 'detect' smells easily! My nose is not born for nothing!
In conclusion,
KEEP YOURSELF CLEAN!
p/s: "Don't tell me that's your MANLY smell when it smell of Oil and Sweat! -puke- "
Monday, April 5, 2010,1:48 PM